The All-Around Errand Runner

Ten thousand words updated daily.

"Here he comes, here he comes, bringing takeout! Skr!"

"It's him, it's him, that courier who also beats people up!"

"Don't talk nonsense, he only beats up criminals!"

"Tch, what's so impressive about beating someone up? You probably haven't seen him..."

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In reality, this is the story of a barber, chef, bit-part actor, and wandering singer who can't play video games... and isn't exactly a proper straight-laced man.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.