Going on a Rampage of Evolution, Starting with a Cactus

If you ever happen to see a giant cactus, dazzlingly colorful and accompanied by its own entrance music,

whose needles are highly poisonous and as powerful as the Armstrong Cyclone Cannon,

don't panic!

It's just...

a lucky fellow who became a cactus by sheer coincidence, nothing more than a very, very ordinary evolved life-form.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.