My System Has Crashed!

With the first bow, the three flowers above the head are cut away. With the second, the five energies within the chest are dispersed. With the third, the five signs of decline strike both Heaven and man!!!

Shi Haoren was born with the "Calamity God Physique." He acquired it himself, and nobody could come within three meters of him without suffering bad luck, except for his parents.

Because of his "Calamity God Physique," his college mission was to find a girlfriend. Then, after his ninety-ninth failed date...

He was honorably selected by the System, but even the System couldn't withstand his physique and promptly fell to its knees.

"System Spirit?"

"Holy crap, I can't understand this."

"Damn, why can I buy this divine pill even though I don't have enough money?"

"What the heck, why hasn't the divine talisman I just bought been delivered?"

"Damn you, you scam of a System, you old clunker!"

Shi Haoren gazed at the things in his hands, things he probably could never afford in this lifetime, and wore a smug look...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.