Modern City: The System Has Crashed

With the first bow, the three flowers atop your head are severed; with the second, the five energies in your chest are dispelled; with the third, the five signs of decline strike both mortals and immortals!!!

Shi Haoren was born with the "Calamity Divine Physique," and he obtained it himself. No one can come within three meters of him without suffering bad luck, except his parents.

Because of his "Calamity Divine Physique," his college mission was to find a girlfriend. After his ninety-ninth failed date, he was

honored by being selected by the System. But even the System couldn't withstand his physique, and promptly fell to its knees.

"System Sprite?"

"What the hell, I can't make heads or tails of this!"

"What the heck, why can I buy this divine pill even though I don't have enough money?"

"What the... Why hasn't the divine talisman I just bought been delivered?"

"Damn you, you scam of a System! You're a fossil!"

Shi Haoren looked at the things in his hands, things he probably couldn't afford in this lifetime, and wore a smug smile...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.