System, You’re Breaking Down!

Shi Haoren was born with the "Calamity Divine Physique." He has no control over it: anyone who comes within three meters of him is struck by bad luck, except for his parents.

Because of his "Calamity Divine Physique," his goal in college is to find a girlfriend. Then, after his ninety-ninth failed date,

he is gloriously chosen by the System. But even the System can't withstand his physique, and promptly goes down on its knees.

"System sprite?"

"What the hell, I can't make sense of this!"

"What the heck, why can I buy this divine pill when I don't have enough money?"

"What the hell, why hasn't the divine talisman I just bought been shipped?"

"Damn you, you scam of a System! You're a freaking old phone!"

Shi Haoren gazes at the items in his hands, things he probably couldn't afford in this lifetime, a smug look on his face...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.