Are You Kidding Me? My Golden Finger Is a Clay Statue That Eats People

Zhou Chi was a menial disciple with no spiritual roots and a seven-in-ten chance of ending up dead or crippled.

On his first day in the sect, he was pushed into a deadly trap. All five escape routes were sealed, and everyone was waiting for him to die.

Instead, he cracked his forehead and bound himself to a ruined ancient temple. The clay statue said, “Worship me, or I’ll devour you.”

He chose to worship it. From then on, while others cultivated by meditating, he cultivated by gambling with his life.

He secretly fed the clay statue, faked spiritual stones, and hid every increase in his strength during body searches. When an outer-sect elder crushed him with divine sense, he turned the rules against them. When a Heavenly Spirit Root tried to kill him with a trap, he dismantled it and made it into a staircase. When the sect’s patriarch tried to divine his secrets, he used incense to create false clues.

The more viciously the clay statue devoured him, the more savagely he struck back. The harder the sect pressed him, the more decisively he broke through its schemes.

From menial disciple to outer sect, from outer sect to inner sect, from inner sect to the summit of the realms. He climbed by stepping on schemes at every turn, and tore apart every snare to survive each new level.

The clay statue wanted to turn him into another statue.

He would turn the clay statue into another stepping-stone.

Seven out of ten ended up dead or crippled. He would be the only one of the seven crippled who managed to crawl back out.

Even if the price was becoming a new clay statue.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.