Type-Moon: Flicking the Ahoge Stops Time, Saving Sakura and Crushing the Worm

On the very first day after transmigrating, he sleeps with Artoria and takes both her first kiss and her first time. He's stunned from the start. And things get even more ridiculous: the System keeps saying "oh yeah," and if he fails a mission, he has to recite an embarrassing speech in public.

Right now, Ye Ye has escaped the furious Artoria thanks to a teleportation triggered by flicking her ahoge. The moment he gets his bearings, he crashes into the basement of the Matou Family. A sea of insects stretches in every direction, the Old Worm grins wickedly, and little Sakura curls up in the corner, utterly despairing. This is far more blood-pressure-raising than the Holy Grail War itself. He looks down at the Avalon scabbard in his hand, then feels the terrifying power of his Stand, "The World," which can stop time.

Since the rewards from the System are getting more and more ridiculous, to the point where it can even produce road-building machinery and a certain kind of round-grained item that shouldn't exist, he might as well go all out. He'll openly enter this battle as the eighth Servant and first flatten this nest of insects, dragging the girl out of hell. How he'll face the soon-to-rampage Artoria and the other seven Heroic Spirits can wait.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.