Naruto: I Get Drunk in Class, and My Sword Intent Terrifies Asuma

You Yu loves alcohol more than life itself, and drinking makes him insanely powerful. In class, he drunkenly put an arm around the class beauty, angering Asuma. When Asuma charged at him, You Yu didn't even draw his sword. His killing intent alone left the other boy paralyzed with fear. Afterward, Asuma hid in his room, trembling, and even the Third Hokage couldn't console him.

This is just another day in Konoha for You Yu. He doesn't care about the graduation exams or the Fourth Shinobi World War. All he wants is a quiet place to drink in peace. But there's always someone foolish enough to disturb him. So he slings his newly acquired supreme-grade sword, Shusui, over his shoulder and scans his surroundings through bleary eyes. After all, the System will reward him with better booze as long as he cuts someone down.

In this world of Naruto, where powerful people abound, everyone else is busy getting stronger. You Yu just wants to drink his fill. The Raikage's armor is said to offer the strongest defense, but You Yu cleaves through it while swigging from a bottle. Madara Uchiha is just about to start dancing, when a stumbling drunk cuts him down in one stroke. You Yu has only two interests: drinking and cutting people down. Everything else can wait until he's finished this bottle.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.