Honkai: Star Rail: I Kiss March 7th by Force, and a Trash Can Makes Me a God

The Trailblazer transmigrates into a Stellaron creature. The moment he opens his eyes, he sees March 7th leaning over him, about to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Without a word, he kisses her first, and March 7th instantly flares up and chases him, beating him all the way. The Antimatter Legion attacks Herta Space Station, and the Doomsday Beast looms over them. Dan Heng says their chances are slim, so the Trailblazer grabs them both and bolts, yelling, "Run away!"

After Himeko's drone saves the day, the Trailblazer mooches food and lodging around the station with March 7th and Dan Heng. He tells everyone, "I'm a hero, so let me eat for free!" and doesn't even spare the trash cans. He rummages through metal, solids, water, fuel, gears, gas, and fluids, collecting enough resources to evolve on the spot. His Stellaron energy level multiplies tenfold, his matter level increases fivefold, and one stomp caves in the alloy floor. Herta remotely berates him for over ten minutes without repeating herself, but the Trailblazer turns around and says, "Master, woof woof," forcing her to disconnect and flee. Before leaving, the puppet even hugs him from behind.

Asta's gaze grows increasingly strange whenever she looks at the Trailblazer, and she mutters that she wants to lock him up as a pet. When the Astral Express sets off, the Trailblazer drinks a cup of Himeko's coffee and rolls his eyes back. In his daze, he hears the song of the Aeon of Harmony.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.