Urban: 100,000 Death Soldiers, I Shoplift Across America

Lin Yaozu binds to the Infinite Death Warriors System, and a hundred thousand death warriors are dropped into Eagle Sauce's fifty states. Just after he gets off the plane, two burly white men shove and insult him, threatening that he won't leave the airport alive. He gives a cold laugh. "I gave you a chance."

As he exits the terminal, ten death warriors surge out of the shadows and stab the men dozens of times, leaving them dead in the street. A blonde beauty is so frightened she collapses to the ground. Lin Yaozu bends down and scoops her up in his arms. "Don't be scared. I'll get you out of here." That night, the noise from the hotel makes an Eagle Sauce man in the next room throw his pillow. "How come a Chinese guy is better than me?!"

The real killing move comes later: using legal identities issued by the System, the death warriors sweep through every illegal lending company in all fifty states in a single night. Each borrows tens of thousands of dollars, then they all vanish. While the gang bosses are still dreaming of counting their money, Lin Yaozu's value points have already passed thirty thousand. He turns around and buys a recruitment scroll for a hundred thousand death warriors at a seventy percent discount, doubling his force to two hundred thousand.

"Free shopping is just an appetizer." Lin Yaozu leans against the floor-to-ceiling window of the presidential suite, looking down at the New York nightscape with a cold smile. "Next stop, I'm going to be the president of Eagle Sauce."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.