Great Qin: Pretending to Be a Eunuch, I Win the Imperial Consort’s Favor!

Sun Xiu transmigrates to the Great Qin and wakes up to find himself the lowest-ranking eunuch in the Imperial Seal Office. Before he can even celebrate having survived, he feels around his crotch and discovers that his manhood is still there. He's a fake eunuch in every sense of the word! Before he can even get excited, that old pervert An Youfu shoves a Heart-Rotting Bone-Eroding Pill into his mouth and squeezes his neck as he warns him: do your job, and you'll get the antidote once every three months.

Sun Xiu looks more obedient than anyone else on the surface, but in secret he has already thought up a hundred ways to kill the old bastard. His chance comes sooner than expected. The Noble Consort is taken hostage by an assassin, and An Youfu slaps him forward to take the blade. The original owner of the body dies on the spot, and Sun Xiu comes back to life in it. Grateful that he saved her, the Noble Consort poaches him from the Imperial Seal Office and makes him an administrator at Lan Yuan Hall.

Surrounded by powdered faces, he's a full-fledged man among palace maids, like Tang Sanzang falling into the Spider Cave. Lanxiang's waist sways seductively, while the Noble Consort is so beautiful that he calls her a goddess sister on the spot. But the harem is full of traps: Lu Liangying shoves him aside, Wei Guiping picks fights with him, and An Youfu's poison is still gnawing at his insides.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.