Pokemon: The Whole World Watches as My Physical Strength Rivals a Legendary Pokemon

While Ash was still congratulating himself over earning two Gym Badges, a mysterious screen suddenly appeared across the world. The Pokemon World Encyclopedia went live, and all of humanity watched the absurd daily life of an eight-year-old boy.

Scene one: Pikachu blasts him in the face with Thunderbolt, turning his hair into an afro without even breaking his skin. Scene two: Charizard hits him in the face with Flamethrower. His face is blackened, but he’s fine. Scene three: After Trevenant’s Will-O-Wisp hits them head-on, both Pokemon collapse on the spot. Ash spreads his arms to shield his teammates. When the explosion clears, he’s only got a few scrapes.

While viewers around the world are still reeling, Ash pulls up a thousand-pound log with his bare hands and lays it across a raging current to rescue Bagon. He leaps across a twenty-meter chasm with Pikachu on his back, and when a mechanical giant hurls him to the opposite side of a cliff, he just springs back after it. Kanto Elite Four member Bruno watches in silence. Giovanni stares at the screen and mutters, “If only I’d managed to extract that kid’s cells back then...” Professor Oak strokes his beard and chuckles. “So the specialty of Pallet Town is monsters after all.”

Misty, standing nearby, stares at him wide-eyed. “What are you even made of?”

Ash scratches his head. “I have no idea!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.