Naruto: Cross-Dimensional Card Draws and Talking Itachi into Changing His Fate

After transmigrating as Uchiha Lin, he finds himself in hell from the start: the Uchiha Clan Massacre is only seven years away, and he is a six-year-old orphan whose parents are both dead. A System notification pops up: wearing women's clothes grants 50% more training experience, and no method of investigation can uncover your true gender.

He holds the skirt and falls silent for three seconds, then puts it on. Itachi catches him dressed as a girl while he practices the Great Fireball Technique in the back hills. The System displays Affection: 10, unlocking a free draw from the card pool. He gets Modified Bajiquan and punches a Konoha ninja from the Hidden Cloud Village flying. When a second jounin swings a blade at him, Substitution Technique lets him evade a fatal blow, and he counters with a flurry of attacks.

He plays on Itachi's sympathy to raise his affection to 950, just 50 points short of a ten-pull. When Shisui invites him to barbecue, he sees the words "Uchiha Itachi's Personal ATM" on the menu and quietly starts calculating: seven years, three thousand days, and a few dozen points milked every day could get him hundreds of pulls. On the night of the massacre, he'll have a Zanpakuto at his waist, a limiter-release card strapped to his body, and Saiyan blood in his pocket. If Obito dares show up, he'll wreck the Tsukuyomi World right then and there. "Brother Itachi," he says, wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, "Want to practice in the back hills again tomorrow?"

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