Honkai: Star Rail: A Fan-Made Aeon Variety Show, Nanook Loses His Cool

After transmigrating into Honkai: Star Rail eighteen years ago, Jiang Feng became a fictional historian, patching up bugs in the Aeons' anecdotes. The System arrives eighteen years late and suddenly loads, threatening to self-destruct if he doesn't activate it. It forces him to make outrageous fan-made videos broadcast across the entire universe. The first episode: Aeons Wanted! Aha hits the buzzer on the spot, Akivili pitches a refurbished secondhand train, Nanook tries to poach someone in front of everyone and gets roasted by Stelle's "I choose Elation," turning red with rage, while Qlipoth spends the whole time saying only "Build the wall," leaving the interpreter to frantically embellish.

The livestream reaches the entire universes of Honkai Impact 3rd and Star Rail. Kiana stares at the two Bronya on screen and freezes: "Doesn't this break the logic of the world?" Acheron is mistaken for Mei and silently draws her sword, while Sparkle laughs so hard she rolls on the floor. Aha's Elation Points skyrocket. Jiang Feng squats backstage, watching the viewer count top one billion, when a System prompt appears: Rating SSS, life-extension successful, reward: 1,000,000 Star Coins.

He closes the panel, glances back at Nanook still going berserk and IX still trying to sell coconut milk, then says softly:

"And that's just the first episode. It gets even crazier from here."

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