Uncle Nine: Simplifying All Daoist Arts, Reaching the Dao in My Sleep

After transmigrating into Uncle Jiu's world, Lin Luo starts out as the Daoist master's first disciple. After ten years of grinding, the Simplify Everything System finally comes online. Every divine art and secret technique is simplified to the limit: the Shangqing Breathing Art becomes normal breathing, so just panting increases his cultivation; the Shangqing Scripture of the Great Cavern becomes deep breathing, so he can level up while lying down; Lightning-and-Thunder Fist becomes generating static electricity through friction, so rubbing his hands together lets him shoot lightning.

Uncle Jiu watches his disciple cross the threshold of breath cultivation after sleeping once, his mouth twitching. "You call that cultivation?" Lin Luo scratches his head and grins sheepishly. "Master, I just slept a little better than usual."

Master Ren has his family's grave moved, and a zombie bursts from the earth. Uncle Jiu sets up a formation and braces himself. Lin Luo stands behind him, rubbing his hands until sparks crackle and lightning flashes. He throws a single Lightning-and-Thunder Fist, blasting Old Master Ren three meters away on the spot. Uncle Jiu stands frozen. Daoist Simu pushes up his glasses. "Senior Brother, your disciple... learns faster than I can drive a corpse."

Daoist Qianhe passes by escorting a royal zombie. The coffin lid can barely hold it down. He turns and spots Lin Luo crouching by the roadside, rubbing his hands, and bursts into tears. "A Luo, this is a high-level fight. Give me a hand!"

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