This Is Absurd! I Opened a Gacha Shop in Teyvat and Only Steal the Best Cards

After transmigrating to Teyvat, Lin Mo binds to the Fate Thief System. Other people pull for characters to get stronger. Lin Mo pulls so he can turn the gods' secrets into cards and sell them.

Furina: Shopkeeper, I'll buy that card about the former Hydro Archon's loneliness.

The Tsaritsa: How much? I'll buy every card about Snezhnaya.

Lin Mo: Not for sale. This shop only accepts trades, for example, your Gnosis.

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