The Absurd Teyvat Gacha House: The Hydro Archon Pulls Eighty Times in a Row

After transmigrating to Teyvat, he binds himself to the Myriad Worlds Wish Pool System and opens a wish-drawing experience shop in Fontaine.

One draw costs Mora; a ten-pull costs Primogems. What you draw isn't a weapon or an artifact, but a conceptual memory card that reveals any character's unknown past, future, or even... inner monologue.

Furina: "Eighty pulls and I lost every fifty-fifty? Shopkeeper, did you secretly change the odds in your wish pool?!"

Neuvillette: "Under Fontaine law, defrauding consumers is punishable by... Wait, is this card showing me as a child?"

Raiden Shogun: "To think such memories were hidden within eternity... Shopkeeper, I want to rent out the whole shop."

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