Great Tang: I'm Going to Drive Li Er Crazy with My Silver Tongue!

Li Mu transmigrates as Li Shi Min's ninth son, an eight-year-old, and binds to an "Irritation System": the more furiously he annoys people, the greater the rewards.

At court, he pulls out a porcelain bottle and claims it's a "battlefield superweapon." Li Shi Min waits eagerly, but Li Mu smashes it on the ground. A bomb of aged sewage explodes, turning the entire hall into a biological warfare zone. The ministers vomit all over each other, and Li Shi Min's imperial robes stink to high heaven.

After being dragged back, he shouts in front of everyone, "Mother said that if Father hits me again, he'll never be allowed in her room!" Then he brings up Wei Zheng: "You're Father's mirror for judging himself!" Wei Zheng wants to become a great minister for the ages but doesn't want to offend the emperor, so on the spot he says, "I'll start being one tomorrow."

Empress Zhangsun rushes over, and Li Mu instantly turns into a wronged little baby. "Mother, save me! Uncle beat me so badly I can hardly breathe!" Zhangsun Wuji hasn't even laid a finger on him, yet he gets saddled with all the blame. The empress takes her son and leaves, while Li Mu looks back at Li Shi Min, sticks out his tongue, and makes a face.

Li Shi Min slams the table in anger. "Who can deal with him?" Cheng Yao Jin raises his hand. "Just beat him up! Why be afraid of your wife?" The entire court falls silent, while Li Mu nestles in his mother's arms, listening to the System's rewards pour in and grinning like a little fox that just stole a chicken.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.