Great Tang: The Lazyfish System, Lying Flat My Way to Duke Who Guards the Nation

Qin Mu transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and binds to the Idle Fish System. Sleep in, and he gets the Literary Sage's legacy; listen to music, and he gets the Zither Immortal's legacy; sleep through the night, and he gets Lu Bu's combat template for free. All he wants is to lie flat and be a lazy fish, but Changsun Wuji is his uncle, and Li Er personally pressures him to enter government service. Wang Xuanlin of the Five Great Clans provokes him in public, and they make a bet: whoever loses has to crawl out and shout, "I'm a son of a bitch!"

Qin Mu dips his brush in ink and writes in one fluid stroke: "Through a hundred battles, yellow sand wears down my golden armor; I will not return until Loulan is broken." The whole hall falls silent. Wang Xuanlin turns pale as paper, without even a chance to call forfeit. Behind her veil, Princess Xiangcheng sees the snow-white figure reflected in her eyes, and her heart skips a beat.

With a brush, he can bring peace to the realm; on horseback, he can secure the world. Qin Mu clenches his fist, feeling the terrifying power of Lu Bu within him. Looking at Wang Xuanlin's ashen face, he lets the corner of his mouth curl upward. He only wants to lie flat, but what can he do when he has a System? A lazy-fish tale in the Tang Dynasty: get stronger just by sleeping, from Literary Sage to Lu Bu, and lie flat all the way to becoming Duke Who Guards the Nation.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.