Honkai: Star Rail: Slacking Off for Aha, Spoiled by My Marshal Mother

Lin En, Xianzhou crown prince and Emanator of Elation. Each of his titles is more impressive than the last, but all he wants is a simple life: figuring out with Qingque how to slack off safely right under Fu Xuan's nose.

The trouble is, a System called Aha is bound inside his head. Its tasks include publicly reciting "I really want to be Miss Tingyun's dog" in Exalting Sanctum on the Luofu, swapping the remote with the vibrating remote while Firefly transforms, and putting on an entrance-hall showdown with Robin in front of Sunday. He gets a reward for each completed task. He had just brought a doll home from Herta Space Station to use as a body pillow when the original caught him red-handed through the internet and sent him a bill: Simulated Universe tester, monthly salary of one hundred thousand Credits, no leave allowed.

Fu Xuan's divination showed that this man was deeply entangled with the Path of Elation and recommended that he be placed under observation. Marshal Hua set down her teacup. "He's still a child." Jing Yuan reminded her that yesterday he had replaced the Luofu's artificial sun with a Teletubby. The marshal fell silent for a moment. "...I spoiled him."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.