Siheyuan: The Chef God Arrives, and the Beasts Kneel to Sing in Surrender

I wake up to find that I've become Silly Zhu from Love in the Courtyard.

The God of Cooking System, QQ Farm, and the power to foresee the future: three golden fingers, all arriving at once!

Yi Zhonghai wants me to support him in his old age? I'll ruin his reputation. Old Lady Deaf wants to use seniority to keep me in line? I'll make her willingly let me use her as a pawn. Xu Damao wants to harm me? I'll send him off to fifteen years in prison. Qin Huairu wants to treat me like a sucker? I'll make her check herself into a psychiatric hospital.

The whole courtyard is full of brutes, so don't blame me for being ruthless.

I'll learn Sichuan cuisine at Fengzeyuan, and once my proficiency is maxed out, I'll be a god of cooking. I'll hunt for junk at Liulichang, where a broken bowl bought for two cents turns out to be priceless. I'll grow vegetables in QQ Farm and eat spirit-infused produce until the whole courtyard kneels and begs me for some.

He Daqing ran off? No matter, I'll be my own backer.

In this life, no one will ever treat me like a fool again.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.