Siheyuan: Silly Zhu Awakens the Proficiency System

The more I clap back, the stronger I get. Refuse someone and I level up. Land a face-slapping moment and I score a bonus reward.

Qin Huairu wants a lunchbox? I read out the ledger in front of everyone: "You owe me 42 yuan and 30 cents. Pay up first!"

Yi Zhonghai calls a meeting? I turn around and report him: "The First Grandpa is abusing his authority for personal gain. I'll see you at the subdistrict office!"

Xu Damao tries to trip me up? I go straight for him: "System, put some points into martial arts!"

When my cooking amazes the state banquet, my fortune fills the cellar, and my name echoes throughout the capital...

The vultures who used to suck me dry kneel outside my door:

"Zhuzi, we were wrong..."

I munch on a self-heating hot pot from 2026, redeemed through the System, and watch them drool. I grin:

"What did you do wrong? Spell it out."

"If you can't explain it..."

"Then you'll kneel here again tomorrow."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.