Siheyuan: Silly Zhu Is Reborn to Beat the Beasts and Set Things Straight

In his previous life, He Yuzhu was the biggest sucker in the courtyard.

He raised three children for the Jia family and let Qin Huairu bleed him dry for forty years.

He looked after everyone in the courtyard until they died, only to meet a tragic end.

This time, he won't be a fool. He'll be the one calling the shots.

Bang Geng steals a chicken and frames someone else? He grabs him and gives him a spanking.

"I'm hitting you for your own good! Steal a chicken now, and you'll be stealing gold when you're older. Do you want to go to prison?"

Qin Huairu cries poverty and gets down on her knees? He kicks open the Jia family's door.

"Sister Qin, I'll wean you off this act and teach you to stand on your own! You shouldn't hate me, you should thank me!"

Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum and rolls on the ground? He grabs her finger and gives her a piece of his mind.

"Grandma Jia, I'm teaching Bang Geng for the sake of the Jia family's ancestors! Keep spoiling him, and you'll be the first person he hits!"

Yi Zhonghai tries to guilt-trip him? He turns the tables with an even higher-level guilt trip.

"First Uncle, I'm hitting people for the good of the whole courtyard!"

This is the story of a hot-tempered cook who uses his fists to conquer the courtyard!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.