American Comics: An NPC from the Start, with Superman as My Dad

After transmigrating into the Marvel universe, he becomes Clark Kent's adopted son. On the surface, he's got the strongest backer imaginable, but his System panel lists his world recognition as: Ordinary NPC. Isn't this the textbook sacrificial template? The kind who's there to get into trouble, bite the dust, and make Superman power up?

While Superman is out saving the world, Ian secretly writes domineering romance novels about Superman falling in love with me for the royalties. When his female desk mate boasts that she saw Lucifer at the "Light Bar," he silently prays that she'll go to Heaven when she dies. While his two Kryptonian half-brothers are still going through their rebellious teenage years, he's already planning ahead: when Dad's eyes turn red, how will he explain that he didn't mean to eat Doomsday?

"Dad, my grandma's name is Martha. If all else fails, I can persuade Mom to change her name to Martha too..."

"Tsk... What do you mean, I don't need to explain and should just look into your red eyes?"

Young people sure do sleep a lot. One glare from his old man, and he drops right off. In his dreams, he keeps climbing over Hulk's corpse and feeling up the remains of Homelander. For family, he's all in!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.