Siheyuan: One Black Coffin Suppresses Old Madam Deaf

After transmigrating as the downtrodden punching bag of a courtyard household, Li Yun loses his wife and sees his family torn apart, while his enemy celebrates his seventieth birthday with gongs and drums. Li Yun only wants to keep a low profile, but the Deaf Granny's holier-than-thou act as the “matriarch of the whole courtyard” is downright sickening.

In the middle of the lively birthday banquet, he carries a thin coffin into the courtyard. “Had this made to fit your measurements. You might as well put it to use soon.”

The whole courtyard erupts! Yi Zhonghai puts on his Big Master act, Silly Zhu swings his fists like a war hero, and Li Yun kicks Silly Zhu flying before slapping Yi Zhonghai twice and knocking him down. Even when Jia Dongxu comes over to demand meat, Li Yun kicks him several meters away.

The System rewards him with master-level cooking, a portable pocket dimension, and god-tier marksmanship. He cooks ten pounds of meat, and the aroma of braised pork fills the courtyard. Everyone is green with envy, but nobody dares reach for any.

The Deaf Granny is so furious that she spits blood on the spot. Yi Zhonghai's face swells up like a pig's, and Silly Zhu lies on the ground pretending to be dead. Li Yun dusts off his hands and says, “The coffin stays right here. I'll leave when you climb into it.”

He cuts off the Deaf Granny's cane and tears away her support, making her watch as her hopes slowly crumble. It's time for someone else to turn this courtyard upside down!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.