I Just Inherited a Taoist Temple, and the Heavenly Dao Is Livestreaming Me to All of Time

Livestream + Invincible Hero + Mastermind + Myriad Worlds Contest

After a dreamlike million-year gathering in the Immortal Realm, he returns as a handsome young man inheriting a rundown Daoist temple.

He only wants to tend flowers, grow vegetables, cultivate immortality, and scroll through short videos. But then...

Ding! The Great Dao Sky Screen has activated. You are being livestreamed across all of time and space!

Qin Shi Huang: An immortal offers me eternal life? I'll slaughter three hundred thousand Golden Core cultivators to show you!

Li Shimin: I'll trade my empire for an immortal opportunity. Who dares stop me from becoming a god?

Cao Cao: I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray my path to immortality!

As foolish and tyrannical rulers and treacherous ministers go wild in the livestream room, fighting over "ruling through merit, making a name in history, and achieving unrivaled splendor"...

Jiang Xuan sits in the Daoist temple, staring at his skyrocketing merit points, completely baffled.

"I was just watering the plants. Why are you all fighting among yourselves?"

"And who exposed my identity as the Dao Ancestor's personal disciple and Nuwa's son?!"

On that day, the Myriad Worlds cry out in unison:

"Whoever stands in the way of my immortality dies!"

As for Jiang Xuan, he only wants to know...

Should he have cabbage stewed with tofu tonight, or sweet-and-sour greens?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.