Anime Crossover: My Dimensional Chat Group Has the Wrong Vibe

Lin Feng thinks his life is like a game with a bug: one day, he wakes up to find a chat group called "Friends and Family Across the Myriad Worlds" on his phone. The members' list makes his eyelids twitch.

"Ding! Group member 'Saber' uploaded a new album: Today's British cuisine is dark as ever."

"Ding! 'Platelet' shared a link: How to elegantly plug a hole in a blood vessel."

"Ding! 'Tokisaki Kurumi' mentioned you: Hey, handsome, want to experience the romance of stopping time?"

Lin Feng looks at the ever-growing number of "troublesome" beauties around him and rubs his temples. "This was supposed to be a mutual-aid group. How did it turn into a harem-raising operation?"

The group instantly erupts:

"Group owner, what nonsense are you talking about?" says a blushing Railgun.

"Hmph, this princess would never admit she's interested in you," says the tsundere empress.

"Hey, Lin Feng, want to sleep together tonight?" asks the smiling Kurumi.

Lin Feng: "...Help! The whole vibe of this chat group has completely gone off the rails!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.