Daily Life at the Immortal Sect: From Errand Boy to Defying Heaven

Morning light fell like sifted gold dust over the back mountain of the Qinglan Sect. Wang Fugui was sprawled on a tattered bamboo mat in the servant quarters, snoring. He hugged a coarse porcelain bowl with a chipped rim, its bottom still smeared with osmanthus sugar from the night before, which he had failed to lick clean. He'd traded three shifts at the Sword-Washing Pool for it with an outer-sect disciple. Worth it.

Ding!

The mechanical voice that suddenly rang in his mind made his eyelids twitch. He reflexively pinched his own thigh. Ever since he broke half a front tooth falling on Leaf-Fall Slope three days ago, this thing calling itself the Slacking Cultivation System had been attached to him. Every day it came up with new ways to make him slack off from his servant duties, claiming it would help him accumulate Immortal Fate Points.

Host status detected: expert-level slacker.

Task issued: Before the third quarter of the Chen hour today, complete the achievement "Pretend to Weed" in Spirit Field No. 3, Plot B. Must take at least two hours. Reward: Beginner Spirit Spring Irrigation Technique x1, Immortal Fate Points +5.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.