Three Kingdoms: Dong Zhuo's Lü Bu Can't Possibly Be This Cute

After transmigrating as the tyrannical Dong Zhuo, he becomes bound to the "Warlord Dad" System. Seeing Lu Bu coughing blood and terribly frail, he has no choice but to take up the daily work of raising a kid. He feeds him tonics, switches him to light armor, and forbids anyone from calling Fengxian weak, while casually slaughtering his way through the court.

Lu Bu coyly hands him roast chicken while doubling his strength and sweeping the warlords aside. Then Yuan Shao spreads rumors that Dong Zhuo abuses his adopted son. On the city tower, the fearsome Grand Preceptor personally ties a cloak around the young general's shoulders and says softly, "My son, let them see who your father really is."

This is a sweet, exhilarating story about a tyrant becoming a doting father-figure boyfriend, and frail Lu Bu being raised into a loyal younger man, as they join forces to break the tragic cycle of patricide and create a new dynasty of "joint rule by Dong and Lu."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.