Teyvat's Master of Slacking Off

After transmigrating to Teyvat, Zhou Liang refuses to join the rat race and just wants to lie flat. He opens a place called the "Afternoon Courtyard" in Mondstadt, serving specialty drinks and offering lifestyle optimization advice. Worried that Acting Grand Master Jean will work herself to death from staying up late? He teaches her the four-quadrant method. Kaeya is exhausted from taking on every little task? He shows him how to delegate and review. Klee gets grounded for fish-blasting? He helps her turn it into sustainable explosive art. Zhongli is anxious about retirement, Keqing is sick from overwork, and even the Fatui come asking for tips on resisting the rat race! From the Knights of Favonius to the Liyue Qixing, from the Anemo Archon to the retired Geo Archon, Zhou Liang uses modern workplace wisdom to cure every overachiever in Teyvat. Turns out, lying flat isn't being useless. It's the ultimate form of productivity!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.