I Open Mystery Boxes in the Apocalypse

After transmigrating into the apocalypse, everyone else awakens powers like lightning and fire, but Lin Yi binds himself to the Apocalypse Roasting System! His output depends entirely on outrageous banter, and his divine weapon is a toilet plunger?

Facing a zombie horde, he calmly analyzes the situation: "My friend, your forehead is dark. You're bound to suffer a bloody disaster today... Oh, you're already drenched in blood? Never mind, then."

His icy CEO wife thinks he's gone crazy, until she sees him outwit a crawler with a toilet plunger and crush the devious schemes of men with sheer deduction...

While everyone else struggles desperately to survive the apocalypse, Lin Yi is pondering: How can I use the most shameless footwork to pull off the most spectacular comeback? This apocalypse novel is brimming with wild ideas, tightly reasoned, and packed with satisfying moments. It is guaranteed to make you laugh until your abs hurt even as it keeps you on tenterhooks!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.