Genshin Impact: Hilichurls Strike Back, Leaving All Seven Nations Shattered

I, Lin Qiong, transmigrated to Teyvat, only to become the most useless Hilichurl ever!

Luckily, I got bound to a Prank System. All I have to do is make Genshin Impact characters lose their cool, and I can steal their skills!

From then on, I stopped acting human:

I hung a banner reading “Empty-Nest Old Wind God” on Venti and stole his “Ballad of the Breeze”;

I taught Klee to write the Fish-Blasting Morality Sutra, and Acting Grand Master Jean's brain short-circuited on the spot;

I opened a “Zhongli Retirement and Leisure Class” in Liyue Harbor, and the Geo Archon crushed his teacup as he signed up...

When my snarky quips turned the seven nations upside down, even the Heavenly Principles couldn't sit still. They climbed out of their coffin and posted a comment: “Bro, can you carry me in the Abyss on stream?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.