The Savagely Tongued Muggle of Hogwarts

Li Mo stayed up all night roasting people online and died suddenly, only to transmigrate into Harry Potter's world as a Hufflepuff classmate. His magical talent is rock-bottom, but he possesses the ultimate art of a Zu'an keyboard warrior. His phone has turned into a wand, and he casts spells with nothing but snarky quips. He roasts the Sorting Hat until it smokes, makes Snape so angry he wants to disappear, and sends Dementors off with a blast of “Good Luck to You.” When Voldemort leads the Death Eaters to lay siege, Li Mo raises a megaphone: “Dark Lord, where's your social security certificate? Did the Death Eaters sign labor contracts?” Voldemort is drowned in millions of scrolling comments. His last words are: “Do you people... have any manners?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.