This Planet's Best Champion Won't Take No for an Answer

When Ling Yi is forcibly thrown into an infinite-instance game show called "The Universe's Strongest Reality Show," he discovers that what he brought isn't a battle System, but a live-commentary System that spews insults nonstop!

While others fight to survive in a post-apocalyptic horror, he leads a dance routine to the catchiest ethnic pop song in the middle of a zombie horde. While others struggle under bizarre rules, he mocks the boss's influencer face until it has a complete meltdown. The alien audience's comments aren't just spoilers: they're his source of power. Mocking things makes him stronger, and pulling stunts is the way to win!

Armed with a set of absurd abilities bought with Roast Points, including one that makes him invincible for a second but forces him to crow like a rooster, short-circuits logic, and summons an army of square-dancing aunties, Ling Yi turns a serious survival game into a hilariously chaotic one-man show. But as his popularity grows, the show's producer, an octopus-headed alien, finally can't sit still and starts targeting him in person...

It's a riotous journey of using outrageous stunts to fight infinite rules and memes to challenge higher-dimensional beings. Ling Yi says, "Beating the game? That's just a bonus. My real mission is to give the whole universe a little taste of the chaos-loving people of Earth!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is coincidental. Do not imitate.