Videos Connect Past and Present: I Cut Down a Century of National Humiliation with One Strike

I, Liu Yu, the number-one sword of the primordial world, just want to lie flat in the city and drink cola.

But the Eternal Sky Screen of China forcibly binds itself to me and livestreams a century of national humiliation from the start, forcing me to work overtime!

Projection: Mawei. One sword stroke cuts the Treaty of Shimonoseki in half, sinking three thousand miles of Japan beneath the sea!

Projection: The Ming Dynasty. My sword opens the gates of heaven, flooding away a hundred thousand Japanese pirates. Those who invade China will be killed, no matter how far they flee!

Projection: Yashima. I stride across the sea and hold back the collapsing sky, bringing a hundred thousand loyal souls home!

Projection: The future. When my true essence is whole again, I'll slice through the ages with one sword and build an immortal divine kingdom for China!

Netizens: "A mysterious power from the East! Who is he? A god, or a weapon from the future?"

The Eagle, America: "Fuck! Even our space-based weapons can't find him. We have to make contact!"

Above the sky screen, I project across the myriad heavens, my sword pointing through the ages. I will reshape China's gods!

Meanwhile, in reality...

Liu Yu: "Stop imagining things. I'm really not some guardian deity. I just want to finish this bowl of instant noodles, then lie flat until the universe ends."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.