Roasting Iconic Scenes Across the Heavens! Rejected from the Start?

Pure sky-screen rankings, no protagonist, with bullet-comment interactions across the myriad worlds

TOP 10: Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don't look down on a young man just because he's poor!

TOP 7: At the end of the immortal road, who stands supreme? One glimpse of Wushi, and the Dao becomes void!

The forbidden-zone Supremes of the Buried Emperor Star sneer one after another: "What arrogance! Who dares call himself supreme before us?" ???...

TOP 5: Even if I must bear the Abyss on my back and hold up the Primordial Imperial City with one hand, I, An Lan, will still be invincible in this world!

???? "Those who chant my true name will find eternal life in the cycle of reincarnation! What is this sky screen that it dares rank me?"

The next second, the He Is Free Technique descends. The Desolate Heavenly Emperor borrows the fruit of his future Dao and, with one sword, severs all ages, blasting An Lan to pieces on the spot!

TOP 2: Had Li Chungang never been born, the sword path would have known an endless night! Sword, come!

As Su Ming of Pursuit of the Truth bows once before the demon for three thousand years; the Fool of Lord of the Mysteries awakens and tricks evil gods from myriad worlds; Wang Lin of Renegade Immortal shatters the Heavenly Dao; and Chen Ping'an of Sword Comes challenges Moon-Contemplating Mountain to a sword duel...

The people of myriad worlds cry out: "Please, sky screen, update already!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.