I Played an Emperor at the Eagle Sauce Wedding, and Trump Panicked

Question: What is it like to cosplay as the Bear's emperor, attend your ex-girlfriend's wedding in Eagleland, get followed by more than a dozen armed helicopters because you look so much like him, and scare Trump into coming to meet you in person?

Question: What do you do after tricking Trump into buying weapons, swindling him out of a billion dollars in funding, setting up a factory in Africa, dominating the Middle East, and getting put on Eagleland's most-wanted list?

Lin Feng never imagined that his ex-girlfriend, who had only just broken up with him, would move on to someone else right away and invite him to her wedding in their class group chat.

Faced with his ex-girlfriend's betrayal and his classmates' mockery, Lin Feng unexpectedly activates a military-industrial roleplaying System!

Option One: Play Colonel Gaddafi and receive a military-industrial treasure chest.

Option Two: Play Shinzo Abe's mistress and receive a Desert Eagle.

Option Three: Play the Bear's emperor and receive an African arms factory.

Lin Feng promptly chooses to play the Bear's emperor, becoming the toughest man around!

"The Emperor marches to war."

"Ura!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.