Your Senior University Put an H-9 Missile Launcher on Stage for the Performance?

International Airport: “Report! An elderly man set off the security alarm. Our investigation found that he’s covered in scars and has shrapnel inside his body!”

Syrian battlefield: “Report! An elderly man was spotted wielding a Green Dragon Crescent Blade, killing one Japanese soldier after another. He took on an entire reinforced company by himself!”

One day, Huaxia’s military headquarters suddenly receives intelligence: A group of mysterious elderly people have been appearing all over the world, causing a sensation wherever they go!

The military takes the matter extremely seriously. But after a covert investigation, they discover that all these seniors come from the same university for the elderly?

As luck would have it, the university is holding a performance, and the military secretly sends people to investigate.

On the day of the performance, they see:

Several fighter jets streak across the sky as a squadron of dashing senior air force pilots soars through the heavens.

A formation of senior infantry marches in, each soldier carrying a broadsword. Their military boxing can shatter stone and split metal.

An armored unit rolls past, with several seniors skillfully driving Hongqi-9 missile vehicles to accurately strike targets on the range!

“You’re telling me this is a university for the elderly?”

The military is left completely baffled...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.