The Eerie Corpse Retriever: I Won't Fish Up a Body Unless It Stays Dead

A corpse collector.

An ancient and mysterious trade.

There are three strange rules in this line of work, known as the "Three Don'ts of Corpse Collecting."

First: Don't collect corpses during thunder and rain.

Second: Don't collect a corpse standing upright in the water.

Third: If you fail to pull a corpse out of the water three times, don't try again.

Anyone who breaks these three rules is doomed to a grim old age!

But for Ji Feng, these rules are exactly backward.

"You want me to collect a corpse in this blazing sunshine? I'll wait until there's thunder and rain before I head out!"

"The corpse is floating in the water. Why should I do anything? I'll wait until this thing stands up before I collect it!"

"You want me to collect a corpse on the first try? Let the rescue team try three times first!"

Netizens: "This corpse collector is turning the rules upside down!? Isn't he afraid of breaking them and being doomed to a grim old age?"

Ji Feng: "Heh. Rules? A grim fate?"

Once your bro has saved up enough yin virtue, I'll draw tens of thousands of years of lifespan...

How could I ever have an old age?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.