Don't Blame Me for Working Hard, the System Made Me Do It!

A friendly reminder for this hilarious slice-of-life story: leave your brain at the door, or your CPU might explode!

Lin Feng awakens the "Go-Getter System." As long as he strives to get ahead, he'll receive rewards!

Fired from his job?

Lin Feng immediately makes countless reports, just to clear his conscience and feel great.

Fallen victim to a scam? You tricked me out of two hundred and still call me broke?

He uses the Black Widow skill to trace the connection, then deploys his silver tongue to scare the scammers into turning themselves in! They beg the authorities for protection.

He goes live to show how hard he's working, but other people are always the ones getting hurt.

Someone steals his phone? His Sleight of Hand skill strikes, leaving the killer stunned as he stares at his own bare white butt.

The Human-Shaped-Aiming-Target debuff... Shoot all you like. If you hit me, I lose!

Yang Mi, Dilraba, the policewoman, and a whole team of forensic doctors watch Lin Feng bring the dead back to life by cursing them out. They fall silent, lost in thought.

The worst injury this guy ever suffered in his life: someone stabbed him, and somehow managed to cut out his appendix just as it was about to get inflamed?

Could you please stop striving to get ahead? We're begging you.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.