You Asked Me to Find Dad, So I Found the Earth God?

Five years ago, Zhou Hao drank himself into a stupor.

Five years later.

Yang Mi: “Zhou Hao, something's happened to your daughter.”

Zhou Hao, who had just become a Land God: “???”

Classmate 1: “My dad is a capitalist!”

Classmate 2: “My dad is a government official!”

Classmate 3: “Heh, neither of your dads can compare to mine. My dad's a general!”

Classmate 3: “What about you, Zhou Lele? What does your dad do?”

Zhou Lele crosses her arms. “Uh... well... my dad is a Land God!”

Classmates: “???”

Zhou Lele: “Mom, you're working so hard. Why don't you ask Dad for money?”

Yang Mi: “Your dad doesn't have any money.”

Zhou Lele: “How can you say that? Dad has tons of money. He buys me anything I want. He's got planes and tanks and everything, and lots of important people from TV come to see him.”

Zhou Lele: “Mom, why don't you ask Dad when you want to buy land?”

Yang Mi: “Your dad doesn't own any land.”

Zhou Lele: “Huh? Dad just got promoted. The whole planet belongs to him!”

Only when Yang Mi sees her own daughter on TV does she realize...

Daughter, I told you to find your dad, but you brought back a god who rules the whole world?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.