I Asked You to Find Your Dad, and You Say He's Immortal?

Three years ago, a chance encounter.

Three years later.

Yang Mi: Xiaomi, you can go find your dad, but you absolutely must not tell him who your mother is!

Zhou Xiaomi: Okay!

Zhu Yuanzhang: What? My wife, eldest son, and eldest grandson all died? And the fourth son became emperor in the end?

Li Shimin: I don't want to be the Heavenly Qaghan! Run down every foreign tribe we overtake and cut them all down!

Ying Zheng: May I ask, Immortal Master, what is this globe?

Cao Mengde: Damn it! Was it that big-eared thief who spread the rumor that I like married women? It's slander!

Muttering under his breath: The Immortal Master is clearly even more of a player than I am!

Elders of Jiuzhou: Ancestor, please save Jiuzhou!

Kindergarten.

Classmate 1: My dad is a capitalist!

Classmate 2: My dad is a high-ranking official!

Classmate 3: Heh, neither of your dads is as impressive as mine. My dad's a general!

Classmate 3: What about you, Zhou Xiaomi? What does your dad do?

Zhou Xiaomi: Uh... well... my dad is a god who spans the past and present!

Classmates: ?

Yang Mi stares in stunned silence: I told you to find your dad, and you found a god who spans all of history?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.