Hogwarts' Achievement Hunter

"Mr. Adam, what do you have to say about being repeatedly put in detention at Hogwarts?"

"I was hung up there to watch."

"Ahem. And how do you explain the students' claims that you're a womanizer, juggling several relationships at once?"

"Slander, all slander. I'm just a little closer to them, that's all."

"Close enough to spend the night together?"

"Spend the night? What do you know about spending the night? It's for achievements. You understand, achievements? What does achievement hunting have to do with being a womanizer? Lying together for an achievement doesn't count as spending the night..."

Then came more rambling: how spending money could make you stronger, how he wasn't a Potions Master but merely a porter of potions, how hard it was to earn achievement points, and how weird the achievement titles were. The school newspaper reporter was left with tingling scalp, seriously wondering if the young wizard before him, hailed as the source of all chaos at Hogwarts, had finally gone mad.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.