I, Zhang Bufuy

"My name is Zhang Bufü. It's not an online handle or a nickname. Here's my ID card. That's really my name."

"Are you at odds with your parents or something?"

"Comrade from the property management office, you can't put it that way. Isn't this just my parents' hopes for me? In this restless society, should people really just follow the crowd? We need a spirit of resistance. That's what my name means."

"So that's why you bet someone you could jump from the fifth floor and survive, then deliberately climbed onto the roof and disrupted public order?"

"I really think I can jump from the fifth floor and survive."

"..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.