After transmigrating into the Harry Potter world, he became Professor McGonagall's nephew. Being a Squib from the start was no big deal, because he awakened a Roasting System.
The more powerful the person he roasted, the higher the grade of the magic card he received.
Roast Aunt McGonagall.
Ding! You have received an Intermediate Magic Card!
Roast Professor Snape.
Ding! You have received a Super Magic Card!
Dumbledore: "Bruce, say a little less."
Roast Dumbledore.
Ding! You have received an Ultimate Magic Card!
McGonagall: "How does my Squib nephew suddenly know every spell?"
Dumbledore: "I can't teach him anymore. Bruce knows more than I do."
Ministry of Magic: "Could Bruce be the next Dark Lord?"
Voldemort: "Do you think I don't exist?"
Bruce: "You don't even have a nose. How can you call yourself the Dark Lord?"
The trio: "Bruce! Shut up already!"
Bruce yawned. "I'm just telling the truth. Why do you all keep telling me to shut up?"
Cassandra: She considered it an honor to be able to date Bruce.
Nagini: My soul is free because of Bruce.
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