A Hogwarts Squib Taking Down Pure-Bloods Is Perfectly Normal

Name: A Hogwarts Squib Taking Down Pure-Bloods Is Perfectly Normal
Author: Would You Like Some Xiaoxue?

霍格沃茨哑炮干翻纯血统很正常吧

by Would You Like Some Xiaoxue? (喝小雪吗)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 9k Words
Genre: Fanfiction
Subgenre: Novel Fanfiction
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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After transmigrating into the world of Harry Potter, Bruce discovers that he's Professor McGonagall's own nephew. Unfortunately, he's a Squib. Luckily, he activates a System that rewards him for roasting people!

Every time he roasts someone, he gets a corresponding magic card!

And so...

Bruce sets out to roast everyone he meets.

'Dudley, with that fat head of yours, do you even deserve to eat?'

Ding! Obtained a Beginner Magic Card!

'Aunt Minerva, are you so lonely that you love giving your students homework?'

Ding! Obtained an Intermediate Magic Card!

'Headmaster Dumbledore, have you not washed your beard in ages? It smells worse than Snape's socks.'

Ding! Obtained an Ultimate Magic Card!

The Ministry of Magic: 'Why does Bruce know more magic than Dumbledore?! Is he the second coming of the Dark Lord?!'

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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