From the Start, I Livestreamed Aliens and Became a Cosmic Diplomat

An alien fell into my house?

Livestream 1: Exploring and discovering traces of aliens

Viewers: Yeah, right. What a bunch of nonsense, you scammer!

Streamer: Just wait a little longer...

Viewers: Holy crap! We didn't see an alien, but we caught a suspect!

Livestream 2: An alien appears in a park

Viewers: Yeah, sure. Come on, aliens, hurry up and abduct me!

Streamer: Everyone, stay calm...

Viewers: Holy crap! No alien again, but we found a corpse hiding spot!

After N livestreams...

Viewers: It's over! It really is an alien! Earth is about to be conquered! Arrest Gu Bei!

Gu Bei: I'm innocent! I'm just a kindhearted person trying to help him get home!!!

Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs: We hereby appoint Gu Bei the universe's number one diplomat!

Other countries: Please, Lord Gu, share some advanced technology with us!

Aliens: Gu Bei belongs to us!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.