Showbiz: I’m an Action Star, So Why Am I on a Dating Show?

In a parallel world, Korean entertainment has invaded.

A hard-hitting action star bursts onto the scene, whipping the entertainment industry into shape.

Dating show couples:

"Wow, that Korean oppa is so polished and beautiful. He's practically glowing."

"Wow, those girl group members are so talented. I'm jealous of the chaebol."

"Wow, Director, aren't you going to do something? Li Ze has taken everyone off into the wilderness to survive. They've already started farming and building roads."

On the hit singing competition:

"I'm sorry, but I don't think you have a freestyle of your own."

"Sorry, I never expected anything from you in the first place."

"What? The mentors are warming up? Li Ze is going to take on ten people?"

On the film set:

"Director, the male lead wants to make a handsome entrance through the flames."

"The female lead is getting her makeup touched up in a hurry. They want to add a love scene during the disaster rescue."

"Li Ze, buddy, please remember you're the villain. Tone it down. The audience is afraid the hero won't be able to beat you."

At the Xini Olympics:

"This punch has twenty years of practice behind it. How are you going to block it?"

"This sword will cut down a hundred years of your nation's fortune."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.