Above the Immortals: The Old Celestial Master Begs Me to Stop Killing

At the international negotiation table in a parallel world:

Japan: We have the world's strongest assassin organization, the Akatsuki. They come and go without a trace and kill without mercy.

Huaxia: We have the most devious superhuman organization of our time, the Thirty-Six Bastards. They're invisible, utterly shameless, and absolutely lethal.

Japan: Uh? We also have the most mysterious soul-hunting squad, the Grim Reapers or whatever. They provide bespoke funeral services, and everyone who's died gives them a glowing review.

Huaxia: Every neighborhood has a town committee's Soul-Suppressing General. They're in charge of night patrols and soul refining. If their subordinates haven't killed at least eighty or a hundred people, they're not fit to be called generals.

America: Stand aside, my son. Watch your father show you how it's done. We have the Avengers, who can conquer the universe.

Huaxia: We have the Spirit Cage Squad, who can open up the wasteland.

America: We have Homelander, who's a little crazy!

Huaxia: We have a perfectly sane young man, Li Huowang!

America: We have the finest nuclear bombs. Who can top that?

Huaxia: Heh. We have the Immortal Above All, the Unorthodox Master, Li Yi. I don't care who you are!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.