Urban: After Losing My Job, I Became a Mountain God

A remote, little-known mountain suddenly goes viral online.

"A word of advice: don't casually make wishes here. I came to pray for good fortune, and got hit by a car on my way out. I was awarded a hundred thousand in compensation, but before I even left the hospital, they operated on the wrong person. They cut me open, and I got another hundred thousand."

"That's nothing. My second aunt went to pray for a child. That very day, she found out her husband was cheating. His mistress died, leaving behind two three-year-old kids. Yesterday, another illegitimate child showed up at her door. Just like that, she became the mother of eight children."

"I went to pray for career success. The next day, half the company resigned. On the third day, the boss ran off, and I became CEO. Now I'm a million in debt. Anyway, the rooftop feels nice and cool."

"Hello, we've heard you're the mountain god here, that you know immortal arts. Could you give everyone a demonstration?"

A local TV station comes especially to interview him.

"That's all nonsense. There's no such thing as immortal arts in this world. You should believe in science."

Li Ze replies politely, spreads his arms, and gathers countless thunderbolts between his palms, their power awe-inspiring.

"Hello? Police station? I'd like to report someone for showing off. Yes, he's really doing it."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.